simple thing

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the first line of the song as your answer. NO CHEATING!

How does the world see me?
My heart is weak, I’m shaking in my knees, I got to admit that something’s wrong with me.

Will I have a happy life?
We don’t talk much anymore.

What do my friends really think of me?
I’m sold to the world, I’m happy and….

Do people secretly lust after me?
Come with me to the trees.

How can I make myself happy?
Put us back to that cradle again.

What should I do with my life?
She said “what? Do you want me anyway?” I said “I just want to take you out”.

Why should life be full of so much pain?
You are the kind of person you meet at surfing disco dollar fairs.

How can I maximaze my pleasure during sex?
It’s hard for me to say the things I want to say sometimes, no one here but you and me..

Will I ever have children?
chalallalala, chalalalalaa… I bet you had a great time last night when I kissed you and held you tight.

Will I die happy?
I never get a dollar past sunset, I’ve always had a hole in my pans, have got to get to school but I’m half- dead...

What is some good advice for me?
You feel like Steve McQueen when you’re driving in you’re car and you think you look like James Bond when you’re smoking your cigar, it’s so bizarre you think you are a new kind of James Dean.

What is happiness?
So, so you think you can tell haven from hell, blue sky’s from pain?

What is my favourite fetisch?
Mr Moon, Mr Moon maybe you’re time is coming, Mr Moon what’s happening in my room?

How will I be remembered?
Jag behövde en hundradels sekund, nu när jag tagit beslutet är jag lugn.


två slutsatser kan dras efter denna högst ointressanta läsning;
1. min engelska är inte vad den borde vara
2. det är dags att rensa datorn från gammal skitmusik